I'm a copycat, yes, I want to be like Shari

Shari has set a trend, I love the idea of "100 things About Me." I can't imagine who would want to read them, but hey it's the middle of the night, I haven't blogged in a week or so, and I've got nothing in my tired brain at this point. We'll start out light at first, you stick with me and I'll get down to the dirty stuff. So here we go people...

1.) I have a horrible case of "Foot in Mouth Syndrome." I have no filter from my brain to my mouth, this is horrible because I work with a bunch of women who easily become offended. People who are close to me know about this horrible disease and just tell me 'you're doing it.' They know better than to become offended.

2.) I have 5 siblings but was raised practically as an only child. My oldest brother is in his mid 40's, my youngest sister is 10. All of my older siblings were out of the house when I was growing up, I was soon out of the house by the time my little sister came along, so I am an only child with 5 brothers and sisters. Weird I know.

3.) I consume massive amounts of food and drink. I'm not a small person, but I should weight about 40o pounds for how often I eat. I drink about 2 Liters of Diet Mt. Dew, give or take, at least daily. I love Mt. Dew, I could not and would not live without it. It is my crack cocaine.

4.) I have a pencil pouch at work. It is very important to me. I cannot live without various shades of highlighters, pens and pencils. My co-workers like to steal it from me and watch me freak out. If my pen runs out of ink I request to go home (I never get to).

5.) I used to be really messy. I mean a disaster, like old food in my room and stuff. Now I'm kind of OCD about keeping my house in order...I just now need that to carry over to my car. On the floorboard of my car you will find several Dt. Dew cans.

6.) I don't know how many speeding tickets I have gotten in my lifetime. Somewhere between 20-30 at least. I drive just as fast as the average person, but I consistently get caught. Always, seems like I get a ticket about every 6 monthes now, which has substantially slowed down since my teenage years.

7.) I have baskets upon baskets of lotion in my bathroom. I love lotion. I buy and buy lotion even though I may have enough to last me until my mid 30s. It makes me happy so it goes.

8.) I'm loud, very loud. My voice carries and I hate it. I work nights and the patients complain they can hear me. I have no control over it, my poor fiance just tells me "I'm right here." The more excited I get, the louder I get.

9.) I have a big ass. I can get skinny and my butt is still big. I used to hate it, but I'm getting used to it. I will always have a big ass...no matter what. Anorexia could not shrink my ass.

10.) I don't know when to stop. I have a bad habit of pushing peoples buttons and laughing at it. Annoying huh. I'm getting better though, good things come with age.

Now you know...Hopefully I can keep up with this and continue to entertain and fascinate all ;)